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 Your Mom's The Best Lay | | By: Verticl | Published: 07/02/1999 | | |  |
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in,
staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle,
shouting, "Your mom's the best lay
in town."
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk
wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten
minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy,and
says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders
off. Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom
even let me..."
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad--you're drunk!"
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