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Your Mom's The Best Lay

By: VerticlPublished: 07/02/1999
 
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town."

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy,and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad--you're drunk!"

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started by goobeer
(07.04.2000 2:05:47 PM EST)

There was one guy who was going on a road trip when his wife said she wanted him to go and pick out a dildo for her so he said alright i'll be right back. Well this guy knew someone with a dildo that lives behind a bar,so he went there. The guy showed him the dildo and he said it was a voodoo dildo without a studer the guy said i'll take it. so the guy said to get it to work you have to say voodoo dildo and tell it where to go
after that when you want it to stop say voodoo dildo stop.
the guy took it home with him and told his wife how to make it start and he left. the lady said voodoo dildo pusi and it started to peck at her pusi soon it she started bleeding and kept saying stop but wouldn't stop so she got in her car and started driving to the hospital and was pulled over by a cop. She told the police officer she had a voodoo dildo that wouldn't stop and the cop said voodoo dildo my ass

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