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"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraq's transformation to democracy
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"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#142 Hawaii is the only U.S. state never to report a temperature of zero degrees F or below.
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is so nasty she has to wear long dresses to hide the no pest strip.
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Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life?
A: His freshman year.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Drunk Again | | By: bigjohn2 | Published: 11/19/2003 | | |  |
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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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but always a goodie. "We pursue that, which retreats from us"
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