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Few Beers and a Friend

By: AnonymousPublished: 03/18/1999
 
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Two friends used to stop off at a bar for a beer now and again. And after a few weeks only one of the guys would stop off and he would have two beers. The barman wonders and asked him about the story.

He said "the man used to come with me is a very close friend but now he has travelled, and in order not to miss him i drink the two drinks as we used to do."

A week later the man went to the bar and ordered only one drink, the barman asked "what's wrong with your friend that you ordered only one drink" he replied "my friend is alright, I only gave up drinking myself."

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