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My Three Wishes

By: good4nothingPublished: 04/13/1999
 
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A man walked into a bar and the bartender noticed that he had a very muscled body with a very small head and couldn't help staring at him.

After a while the man began to noticed he was being stared at so he asked the bartender if he wanted to know the reason why he was not proportioned, and the bartender said "sure."

He said it all started when he became stranded on a desert island and found a lamp, I rubbed it and a beautiful jeanie came out an said I had three wishes. My first wish I wished for a great body an poof it happened. 2nd wish I wished to make passoniate love all night and poof it happened and it was so good, I then asked her for a little head and poof it happened.

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    hehehehehehe... That was stupid

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