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Ice Cube and Life

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 12/24/2003
 
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Two drunks are in a tavern sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks.

One gets a curious look on his face and asks, "Hey, Pete, you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?"

"Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years!"

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    started by bigjohn2
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    cold....lmfao

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    started by tjshere
    (12.24.2003 1:12:36 AM EST)


    OMG, that one hit me like a jab from George Foreman. LMAO!!

    Did you hear that, Roger?? The ice cube's name is Linda!

    Hahahahahahahaha!

    Thank you, Missy!

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