Best Bar
By: Robnoxious	Published: 09/22/2000
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a nice place. Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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this is.... (0 replies) started by hellmo51 (12.18.2000 8:02:59 PM EST) crap tac u lar HELLMO51

Brighter days befall us. (0 replies) started by epiwsedis (11.25.2000 5:14:05 AM EST) It's amazing what patrons will pay to peep through knot holes...

LOL! (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (11.03.2000 3:28:35 PM EST) Funny...:) ~SweetiePeach~

n (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.24.2000 11:11:52 AM EST) nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I liked it (0 replies) started by RedNeckedTulsan (09.22.2000 1:24:44 PM EST) Mostly because it brought back memories of getting women drunk in bars and then screwing them in the carlot.

I agree with Suicide King (0 replies) started by BriRedfern (09.22.2000 12:20:58 PM EST) It was pretty damn funny.

Boo (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (09.22.2000 11:30:29 AM EST) seen it here before. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

OLD! (0 replies) started by scubani (09.22.2000 8:34:26 AM EST) it sucked the first time around! did you think it will get better with age??

oh my god (0 replies) started by pumical (09.22.2000 3:34:11 AM EST) Why is the JOke of the Day on a friday the same joke that is shown lots of times. this is a crappy joke to begin with , but come on, is there anything original??????

Hehehe....I liked it.. (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (09.22.2000 1:57:16 AM EST) so shoot me R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) "When I go out, I'ma go out shootin' I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!"

am i that old? (0 replies) started by kentster (09.22.2000 0:44:06 AM EST) Dude... your jokes are getting stale... are you the new Jackie M.? kentster

wow (0 replies)   started by donut38 (09.22.2000 0:15:48 AM EST) i seen that punch coming from two miles away

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