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"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
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"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."
— Nancy Reagan, former First Lady, when asked a political question while at a "Just Say No" r"Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
— Accused thief who undertook his own defense at his trial, to his alleged victim, as reported in the National Review
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#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
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... is so fat, She tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out!is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Q. How many NYU students does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows, as soon one of them gets to the top of the ladder, they jump.
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 No Luck At All | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/04/2005 | | |  |
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!"
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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