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Eight Tequila Slammers

By: looshiePublished: 07/18/2000
 
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A man walks into a bar and orders eight tequila slammers. The barman, a little surprised asks, "Eight slammers sir?"

The man replies, "Yes."

"Do you mind if I ask why you are ordering such a large round for yourself Sir?" asks the Barman.

"I'm celebrating my first blowjob."

"In that case sir," says the Barman, "allow me to buy you another."

The man looks up slowly and says, "Fuck off, if the first eight don't wash the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

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    Damm!!!!1 (0 replies)
    started by akguy907
    (04.24.2001 2:33:43 AM EST)

    i thought the joke was gonna be something good but they just had to bring something gay into it.

    OLDE BUT GOODIE (0 replies)
    started by TMCGINNIS
    (02.28.2001 4:00:04 PM EST)

    ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I HEARD THAT ONE.

    BAMBAM57

    That dude..... (0 replies)
    started by Smokey
    (07.26.2000 1:08:23 AM EST)

    ......had it coming. Stupid Fucker

    stupid (0 replies)
    started by ruffryderlady23
    (07.18.2000 11:53:36 PM EST)

    fucking queers

    ha (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.18.2000 10:47:27 AM EST)

    that was somr funnt shit

    first again (0 replies)  
    started by dragonlink007
    (07.18.2000 0:05:56 AM EST)

    yup,first again

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