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 Backseat Driver | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/10/1999 | | |  |
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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
The following exchange
takes place... The man says, "What's the
problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80. I told you to slow down."
(The man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken
tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail
light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light
for weeks.
I kept telling you to fix it." (The man gives his wife another
dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing
your seatbelt."
Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the
car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to
his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your
husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says,
"No,
only when he's drunk."
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