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Beer Research

By: virtualjulPublished: 11/02/2002
 
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Research scientists at Guinness suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption after considering the results of a recent analysis, which had revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed eight pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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    Um....... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.02.2002 11:08:04 PM EST)

    Why is this in the jokes section?

    ;^)

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    TJ's Here

    Hahahahahahaha (4 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.02.2002 8:39:20 AM EST)

    I can't believe a goofgal submitted this.
    That is funnier than the joke.
    LMFAO

    I'm convinced. (0 replies)
    started by bigdadlong
    (11.02.2002 1:18:04 AM EST)

    Beer makes the world a better place, especially Guinness (had one from tap last night as a matter of fact, hahaha).

    I'll buy that (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (11.02.2002 0:09:50 AM EST)

    I'll take two, they're rather small.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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