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"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time."
— Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
 
 

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A man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was ...
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Published : 01.15.2008

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Bubba, Junior And The Blonde
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Published : 09.19.2007

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Alligator
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Published : 07.05.2007

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Vaction Policy
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Pulling The Wool
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The Sweat Or The Wind?
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Published : 01.08.2007

Rate: 4.09
No Money Honey?
A young blonde college co-ed came running in tears ...
Published : 12.22.2006

Rate: 4.17
Blonde Cop
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little ...
Published : 11.24.2006

Rate: 4.00
Blonde Carpenters
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was ...
Published : 11.06.2006

Rate: 4.00
Puzzled Blonde
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please ...
Published : 11.02.2006

Rate: 4.00
Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The ...
Published : 10.15.2006

Rate: 3.82
Smart Blonde
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Published : 09.10.2006

Rate: 4.00
Kidnapped
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some ...
Published : 06.21.2006

Rate: 4.00
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A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The ...
Published : 06.05.2006

Rate: 4.17
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Published : 05.15.2006

Rate: 4.08
It's Lent
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Published : 04.27.2006

Rate: 3.92
Blonde Moviegoer
Charlie went to a movie the other evening and sat ...
Published : 04.13.2006

Rate: 4.06
TGIF
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, ...
Published : 02.06.2006

Rate: 4.10
Brazilians Dead

Published : 12.17.2005

Rate: 3.88
Horseback Riding Incident
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though ...
Published : 10.28.2005

Rate: 3.83
Comfortable
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit ...
Published : 10.10.2005

Rate: 3.46
Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football ...
Published : 10.07.2005

Rate: 4.00
After Your Tonsils Are Out
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after ...
Published : 10.04.2005

Rate: 3.92
Puzzled Blonde
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come ...
Published : 09.20.2005

Rate: 4.09

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