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The Smart Blonde

By: LauraPublished: 03/01/1999
 
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There are three ladies working in the same office. They begin to notice that each day the boss, who is also a female, leaves work early.

One day they decide that once the boss takes off, they are gonna be right behind her, after all she never comes back or calls so how would she know?

So they all three leave and the brunette was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting her dinner date.

The redhead was thrilled to be home early, she did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The blonde was happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracks open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at the coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was with them.

"NO WAY!!" The blonde exclaimed, "I damn near got caught yesterday!"

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    lmao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.23.2003 9:45:10 PM EST)

    good one

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    started by mario252
    (11.21.2000 9:13:28 PM EST)

    that may be smart but however you look at it blondes are still fucking retards.Love,peace, and chicken grease

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