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 Blondie | | By: Sunshine | Published: 03/07/1999 | | |  |
| This blond is driving down the highway, whipping in and out of the traffic, and
cutting people off. So this one guy gets very mad at her, and decides to teach
her a lesson. So he whips in front of her, and slows down,
making her have to
pull over. So she stops on the side of the road, and the guy gets out of his
car, and walks up to hers.
He says, "Get out of the car, NOW!" so the blond gets out.
Then the guy draws this circle on the ground and says, "You stay there, and
don't get out of that circle until I tell you!" so the blond goes and stands in
the circle.
Then the guy starts ruining her car. He tears off the radio and the stering
wheel, and ruins the dash board. And all of a sudden, the blond starts
laughing.
So he looks at her and says, "You think this is funny, 'ey?" he lights the car
on fire, and slashes the tires, but the blond is still laughing.
So he walks over to her, and he says, "What the hell is so funny?" and she
replies back, "i stepped out of the circle three times and you didn't notice."
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