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By: SunshinePublished: 03/07/1999
 
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This blond is driving down the highway, whipping in and out of the traffic, and cutting people off. So this one guy gets very mad at her, and decides to teach her a lesson. So he whips in front of her, and slows down, making her have to pull over. So she stops on the side of the road, and the guy gets out of his car, and walks up to hers.

He says, "Get out of the car, NOW!" so the blond gets out.

Then the guy draws this circle on the ground and says, "You stay there, and don't get out of that circle until I tell you!" so the blond goes and stands in the circle.

Then the guy starts ruining her car. He tears off the radio and the stering wheel, and ruins the dash board. And all of a sudden, the blond starts laughing.

So he looks at her and says, "You think this is funny, 'ey?" he lights the car on fire, and slashes the tires, but the blond is still laughing.

So he walks over to her, and he says, "What the hell is so funny?" and she replies back, "i stepped out of the circle three times and you didn't notice."

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    it's dumb

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