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Keeping a Blonde Busy

By: AnonymousPublished: 03/10/1999
 
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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours????

Give her a piece of paper with "Turn Over" written on both sides!!

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    started by bigjohn2
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    that will work...

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    started by neggyman
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    i havent heard that one lol

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