A beautiful blonde boards a plane for NYC. She sits down in
first class. The stewardess checks her seat reservation and
notices that she has a
coach seat. The stewardess says to the
blonde, "Ma'am. You need to move to the back of the plane.
You're sitting in first class and you have a coach ticket."
The blonde looks at the stewardess and says, "Well, I'm
blonde. I'm beautiful. I'm going to NYC and I am not moving!!"
The stewardess then goes to the copilot and explains that
she has a passenger that won't go to her assigned seat. The
copilot replies, "I'll handle this one." The copilot
apporaches the blonde and says, "Ma'am. You
need to move to
your assigned seat so will you please follow me?" Again, the
blonde replies, "Well, I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. I'm going
to NYC and I am not moving!!"
The copilot goes back to the cabin and tells the pilot about
the problem with this passenger in first class. The pilot asks
which one and the copilot states, "I'ts the blonde." "The
blonde? No problem." says the pilot. "I'm married to one.
I'll handle this."
The pilot walks over to the blonde and asks her if he could
speak to her. She agrees. The pilot bends over, whispers in
her ear and the blonde stands up and says, "Well why didn't you
say so in the first place?" She gets out of her first class
seat and goes to her assigned seat in coach.
The pilot goes back to the cabin to finish out his duties.
Bewildered, the copilot and stewardess approach the pilot and
ask him, "What did you say to her to get her to move so
quickly?" "That's easy," said the pilot. "I told her that
first class wasn't going to
NYC!!"
