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    The Winning Blonde

    By: AnonymousPublished: 03/25/1999
     
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    There was a blonde standing in front of a coke machine at a convenience store. She stood there for the longest time, putting dollar bills into the machine while the cokes and change kept piling up. After a while, a line was forming from people wanting to buy cokes. Someone finally got tired of waiting and a little curious as to why this blonde needed so many cokes from the machine when she could just walk into the store and get them by the case. So he asked her why she was doing what she was doing. Her reply was, "Well, DUH! I'm winning!"

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.23.2003 9:40:11 PM EST)
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    differences farmer-blonde (0 replies)
    started by jakal43
    (07.31.2000 2:50:42 AM EST)
    the joke about the difference between a farmer and a blonde is one of the funniest jokes i have heard

    e-mail me if you read this i like to give free pics and jokes to people

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    (06.23.2000 6:58:14 PM EST)
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