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Another Blonde Joke

By: AnonymousPublished: 04/17/1999
 
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How can you tell when a Blonde is having a bad day?

Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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    started by bigjohn2
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    funny

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    started by coleman22
    (04.30.2001 7:36:29 AM EST)

    GOOD ONE !


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