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Camping

By: DammitlouPublished: 05/05/1999
 
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My blonde friend and I were discussing going camping on the weekend. We were planning the provisions we would need to bring along. Near the end of the conversation I asked if she had a tent. She said she did have one but it was kinda small. So, I suggested that my parents had a pretty big four-man tent they might let us borrow.

My friend turned as white as a sheet. She said, "WHERE are we gonna find 4 MEN?" (Sadly, it's a true story)

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    ha ha! I am first! funny story but not good enough




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