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 Flower Vase | | By: DAW | Published: 09/15/1999 | | |  |
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A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a
flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend
buying flowers.
The brunette sighs and says, "Oh, shit, my boyfriend is buying
me flowers again.....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big
deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations
after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase"?
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nasty
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started by
smitty
(10.23.2000 9:56:04 PM EST)
that is a pretty nasty joke, ok laugh
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