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Blonde at it again

By: LauraPublished: 07/20/1999
 
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A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.

A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. Her reply:

"My computer keeps telling me I have mail".

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started by bigjohn2
(05.03.2003 0:11:15 AM EST)

aol does suck

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started by xuphious
(01.06.2001 2:12:06 AM EST)

If you still hear "You've got mail," you need a new ISP. On second thought, if you're blonde, keep AOL... it's probably smarter than you are.

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