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3 Blonde men

By: KittenPublished: 01/01/2000
 
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Three blonde men are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.

The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown haired man and he swims across.

The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.

Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge.

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    oh hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 0:21:13 AM EST)

    come on now

    whatever (0 replies)
    started by onyx000123
    (02.06.2001 11:56:22 AM EST)

    obviously some irate girl who thought she'd get back at a guy for all the blonde jokes told. or a very equal like person?

    dumb asses (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.04.2000 1:33:22 AM EST)

    blonde guys are so dumb that if they put they're lightbulbs together they would still only have 1/100 of a brain.

    Duh!!! (0 replies)  
    started by limpbizkitgirl4life
    (08.27.2000 7:23:15 AM EST)

    Everyone knows that girls are smarter than boys. It's a known fact.

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