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By: JskillsPublished: 01/01/2000
 
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Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 0:23:33 AM EST)

    but heard it too many times

    DON KISHOTE (0 replies)
    started by scanderbek
    (01.09.2001 6:29:59 AM EST)

    I AM FIGHTING WITH WINDMILLS.....THAT LIFE AND WHERE DO YOU STOP........TRUE BEUTUFUL LIES THATS ALL YOU GET FROM THIS WORLD THATS ALL

    asshole (0 replies)  
    started by manichispanic
    (07.10.2000 2:55:52 PM EST)

    thats untrue, i knew it wasnt mine

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