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Compacts and blondes

By: F S PunkPublished: 04/03/2000
 
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Two blondes are walking down the street and come across a compcat (woman's make up kit).

The first blonde opens it and says, "Gee, this girl looks familiar."

The second blonde takes a look and quickley states, "Hey silly, that's me!!!"

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started by bigjohn2
(05.03.2003 10:24:21 PM EST)

this was dumb

A**holes (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.12.2001 12:15:56 PM EST)

your momma

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.12.2001 12:15:38 PM EST)

you momma

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started by gdaflirt
(06.18.2000 4:22:21 PM EST)

this was stupid as hell.

that sucked (0 replies)  
started by absolutkillah
(06.10.2000 4:58:41 AM EST)

that sucked

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