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One for the blondes over the lawyers

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 01/01/2000
 
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A lawyer pestering the blonde next to him on an airplane...

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!", figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail.

After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5,and goes back to sleep.

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    ok (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 0:22:10 AM EST)

    lol

    4 Frogs (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.31.2000 10:41:40 AM EST)

    There are 4 frogs in a court room. The first frog goes up to the judge and the judge says "whats your name and what did you do?" The frog says "my name is frog and i blew bubbles at the top of a mountain." Then the second frog goes to the juge and the judge says "what is your name and what did you do?" The second frog says "my name is frog frog and i blew bubbles at the top of the mountain." The third frog goes to the judge and the judge says "what is your name and what did you do?" The third frog says my name is frog frog frog and i blew bubbles at the top of the mountain. Then the fourth frog goes up to the stand and the judge says " let me guess your name is frog frog frog frog and you blew bubbles at the top of the mountain?" The fourth frog says "nope." My name is bubbles and I'm innocent.

    george sr (0 replies)
    started by fastflyfreddy
    (08.20.2000 5:31:36 PM EST)

    well

    that sucked (0 replies)
    started by pissonit
    (08.03.2000 3:54:44 PM EST)

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    stupid (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.16.2000 0:26:30 AM EST)

    why did the stupid lawyer bet so much.... he coulda outsmarted her and lied to her i mean its not like he could argue with her......
    ya know oh well i thought it was a dumb joke so HA

    My Error... (0 replies)
    started by TheAdvisor
    (06.01.2000 2:04:33 PM EST)

    Sorry, this joke did not carry over from the old site and when I reposted it the date was incoorect. Thanks for catching this error.

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    Great joke (0 replies)  
    started by spoiler
    (06.01.2000 12:24:33 PM EST)

    Great joke, even though it's been here before. Still made me relaugh at it. Spoillz

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