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For Whom The Pole Tolls

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/07/2000
 
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There was this midwestern phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers and the boss had to choose between a team of blondes and a team of brown-haired guys.

So the boss said to both teams, "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road. The team that installs the most poles gets the job." Both teams headed right out. At end of shift, the brown-haired guys came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed and they said they'd put 12 in. 45 minutes later, the blondes came back in and they were dragging. The boss said, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?" The team leader wiped his brow and sighed, "We got three in."

The boss gasped, "Three? Those guys put 12 in!"

"Yeah," said the blond leader, "But you should see how much they left sticking out!"

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 10:40:17 PM EST)

    thats fucking funny

    heard it (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (12.09.2000 11:31:01 PM EST)

    I've already heard that joke but it was pollocks instead of blondes

    Pikachu is the devil.

    its weird (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.07.2000 5:23:30 PM EST)

    blonde jokes just aren't as funny when u are talkin about guys...definitely a "this blows" rating

    Kill whitey!!!!!!

    Blondes are more fun.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (12.07.2000 11:17:19 AM EST)


    I suppose they've never seen a pole that doesn't go all the way in.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    I guess ....... (2 replies)
    started by latertater
    (12.07.2000 1:02:42 AM EST)

    the blondes thought they putting in the poles for underground wiring!

    Don't take any wooden nickels!

    i don't (2 replies)
    started by barnyardstyle
    (12.07.2000 0:08:28 AM EST)

    let any pole stick out when i'm jamming my dick in a sheep

    First?!?!!? (0 replies)  
    started by mizike
    (12.07.2000 0:06:45 AM EST)

    Who cares.

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