A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire
herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a
wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much
will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50
dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint
and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation
and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the
porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man
replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to
collect her money. "You're finished already?" he
asked.
"Yes", the blonde answered, "and I had paint
left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man
reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way,"
the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
To the end of time
