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Green Side Up

By: RachelBabylonPublished: 03/20/2001
 
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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!"

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.

In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

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    oh hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 10:48:07 PM EST)

    lmfao

    what the fuck? (0 replies)
    started by rsmithiscool
    (06.21.2001 11:30:54 PM EST)

    Your fucking crazy man. Your grandama has more balls than you do

    Smart Blonde (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.25.2001 10:25:53 AM EST)

    Q: What do you call a smart blonde??

    A: A golden retriever.....

    SOD (0 replies)
    started by manisonline
    (04.18.2001 9:15:58 AM EST)

    What the fuc is sod?

    cool site, keep it up

    Okay Jokes (0 replies)
    started by Etienne
    (04.18.2001 7:17:07 AM EST)

    yo that joke was okay keep it up you might hit it big

    Yes (0 replies)
    started by jcyberkitty2001
    (04.04.2001 11:29:49 PM EST)

    Joke was hilarious.

    Now how's that for ya!

    humor (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.24.2001 10:17:16 AM EST)

    a guy wanted to go hunting so he saw a farm and asked if he could go hunting and the farmer said well do u know the difference beewtween a cow and a deer and the farmer said ok and so he went trough the bush and got all set up and something came so the guy put up his gun and said no thats not a deer so somthing else came up and he said well it has hoves and its preety big so he shot i got it he said so he drug it out and the farmer said did u get anything and he said i dont know it has 2 big tits and it smells and the farmer said you shot my wife you shot my wife

    Gotta love how (2 replies)
    started by ILoveFineWomen
    (03.20.2001 9:48:45 AM EST)

    Goofball.com wastes our time with these re-posts instead of posting something worth our time. Like pictures of Christina Aguilera for instance.

    IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!! MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.

    hehe (0 replies)  
    started by oxbrain
    (03.20.2001 0:13:00 AM EST)

    blonde bashing gets old after a while, but just the green side up part is funny

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

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