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Mothers and Daughters

By: PortaJonPublished: 04/26/2001
 
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Three mothers, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were all talking about their daughters.

The brunette said, "I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes. I can't believe my daughter smokes."

The redhead said, "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor. I can't believe my daughter drinks."

The blonde said, "I was looking through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms. I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 10:52:04 PM EST)
    thats too damn funny

    Stolen (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.30.2001 3:29:13 PM EST)
    This joke is on Jokeland only difference is the three were Italian,Jewish and Polish

    Uh.... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.26.2001 10:12:33 PM EST)
    I hate to tell you, but yes, your daughter DOES have a penis. It's bigger than mine, in fact. She also has big hands, a deep voice, and a full beard. We were trying to keep it a secret from you since we didn't know how you'd handle it.

    haha (0 replies)
    started by raindrop78
    (04.26.2001 8:31:15 AM EST)
    my mom always found cigarettes and yelled at me. i got a condom in the mail and she didn't care. funny

    Appreciation (0 replies)
    started by loxo
    (04.26.2001 8:08:05 AM EST)
    Hey, Just to let you know i thought your joke was hilarious.
    Cheers.
    Loxo

    Accept that somedays your the pigeon and somedays your the statue !!

    If she's like her mom... (0 replies)  
    started by OliverClozoff
    (04.26.2001 1:18:31 AM EST)

    ...I bet she has LOTS of 'em!



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