Speak Clearly
By: Lifesaver	Published: 05/01/2001
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed, "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. Yes, yes, anything," the blonde promised. Well, then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door", the man said. She did. He then said, "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. Now go ahead ... take it out." He said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused... The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead. The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said. "Hello, Mom can you hear me?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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CAN U SAY GAY (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.22.2001 8:27:04 PM EST) this joke suked ass so bad

old joke (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.03.2001 11:45:23 PM EST) that joke's really old. for that matter you may as well post: 3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth ducks.

you have to work to make it work, NOW SUCK! (0 replies) started by daveminster (05.02.2001 11:48:07 PM EST) see title for details absolutely no point in this but .... Homer J. Simpson

The minute you whipped out my receiver, (0 replies) started by willi (05.01.2001 3:27:16 PM EST) the call would have been halfway across the sea already! LONG DISTANCE is my middle name.

Good one, LS! (0 replies) started by beckdaddy (05.01.2001 12:27:38 PM EST) I must confess I've heard it, but it's a classic!! Nice shot!

Hmmmm....I don't get it. (0 replies) started by MissPK (05.01.2001 9:10:12 AM EST) Surprised? Great Joke LS! Ya know, situations like that happen to me alot, go figure. *wink,giggle,blush*

Old (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (05.01.2001 8:31:28 AM EST) Come on guys. I'm 46 years old and I heard this one in grade school. That's just my opinion, I could be wrong!

Thats funny but (0 replies) started by sted5 (05.01.2001 1:45:32 AM EST) Most blondes would have sucked his balls dry.

old (0 replies)   started by samiland (05.01.2001 0:33:42 AM EST) been on this site before.

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