Good Gamble
By: Robnoxious	Published: 05/28/2001
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she strips naked, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs new clothes!" Then she hollers..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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hehe (0 replies) started by SPOOGEDEMON (06.15.2001 3:37:38 PM EST) thats a smart blonde SPOOOOOOOOOGE DEEEEEEEEEEMON

hehe (0 replies) started by SPOOGEDEMON (06.15.2001 3:37:26 PM EST) thats a smart blonde SPOOOOOOOOOGE DEEEEEEEEEEMON

Methinks (0 replies) started by beckdaddy (05.28.2001 7:26:49 PM EST) the "blonde" is a key part of this joke. Cute one, Rob! Nice shot!

i dont get it (0 replies) started by pimptastic (05.28.2001 6:01:05 PM EST) ?????

I was watching.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (05.28.2001 10:41:59 AM EST) We all won. The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

hooray (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (05.28.2001 1:00:08 AM EST) I'm first.. lol ;) §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

I am a man! (0 replies) started by willi (05.28.2001 0:37:45 AM EST) "We have a winner!" Instinct tells me to watch the bouncing boobs, not the bouncing dice. Now that I think about it, I'm sure she rolled a couple of [.][.]s! Some call them snake eyes, to me they're a sight for sore eyes.

SHUT UP!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.28.2001 0:15:00 AM EST) u fuckers. suck my mom

first (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.28.2001 0:13:20 AM EST) losers!!!! suck my ass hair

first (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.28.2001 0:10:13 AM EST) and i couldnt care less

first (0 replies)   started by ohbozo (05.28.2001 0:09:24 AM EST) first here too OHBOZO

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