Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river
holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A
Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the
shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see
your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing
licenses." said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "We aren't
fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines
and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the
river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure
enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of
each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said
the Game Warden, "Take all the debris you want." And
with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three
blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb
Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two,
"Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this
river?!"
~SweetiePeach~
~*God Bless America*~
Love the country, live to pee outside!
