Life Support
By: Robnoxious	Published: 11/13/2001
A blonde with headphones on walks into a beauty salon to get a haircut. The hairdresser asks her to take them off for the haircut and she replies "I can't, I'll die." She proceeds to cut her hair and it looks awful. Six weeks later the same blonde comes in for another haircut. The hairdresser pleads with her "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair look beautiful." Once again the blonde replies "I can't, I'll die." So she receives another awful haircut. Six weeks later the blonde show up at the salon and once again the hairdresser says "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair beautiful if you would just take off the headphones." "I can't, I'll die!" The hairstylist proceeds to cut her hair. While doing so the blonde falls asleep. The hairstylist quickly thinks to herself - I will remove the headphones and replace them before she wakes up, I'll make her hair beautiful. Seconds after doing this the blonde falls off the chair. The hairdresser checks her and she is most assuredly dead! Dying to know what was keeping her alive with the headphones on, she places them on her head. She hears: "Breathe in, breathe out - breathe in, breath out." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Boy, I like this joke.. (0 replies) started by lepervier (11.17.2001 6:15:45 PM EST) ..even it's 100 years old 5^ to you aand I've got blond doughters ;-)

Am I repeating myself? (2 replies) started by thegrandpatron (11.13.2001 8:55:53 AM EST) Let's see if I get attacked again today for stating the obvious. Long, Drawn out, Predictable.

Hahahahahaha! (0 replies) started by kweenbee (11.13.2001 0:26:45 AM EST) I haven't heard it before because I live a sheltered life. ^5. Secund damn it. Love the country, live to pee outside!

Yay, a blonde joke! (0 replies)   started by nakedcanuck (11.13.2001 0:24:27 AM EST) Boo, for it being soooo old! The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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