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The Blonde Lumberjack

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 01/01/2002
 
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A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job.

"Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her.

The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best.

She came back drenched in sweat.

"Geez lady, how many trees did you cut down?" asked the foreman. "6!" she replied.

"What!? You have to do beter than that. Get up earlier tommorow!"

So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted.

"How many this time?" asked the foreman.

"12!" she said.

The foreman says, "That does it. I'm coming out there with you tommorow morning!"

The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, "This is how to cut down trees really quickly."

He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUUUMMM.

He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically, so he asks her what's wrong.

She replies, "What the hell is that god-awful noise?!"

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.21.2002 5:20:03 PM EST)

    I hadn't heard it either BJ.


    Just protecting my sheep

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.01.2002 11:15:16 AM EST)

    hadnt heard that one....

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.01.2002 8:33:56 AM EST)


    ...can't we have Pollock jokes anymore?

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    started by marvin
    (01.01.2002 4:24:35 AM EST)

    she didn't check her bag to see if her vibrator had accidentally come on ! LOL


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    Old joke but still funny (0 replies)  
    started by gnevets
    (01.01.2002 2:40:07 AM EST)

    I heard it a different way but it's still basically the same.

    G. Nevets

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