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By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/02/2002
 
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

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    AGAIN????? (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (03.02.2002 12:57:39 PM EST)
    Forgot the baby again?????
    Keep forgetting her pill too blondie,and there'll be more kids to leave on the bus.

    Sheeeesh!!

    Stupid cop (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.02.2002 10:36:01 AM EST)
    Since when is a naked breast indecent? Oh wait, come to think of it, I have seen a few that were.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.02.2002 10:15:28 AM EST)
    Good to see Cherry back on the boards.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Well ladies ..... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.02.2002 3:06:13 AM EST)
    have you ever been picked up by the fuzz ? No but I wonder if you've been swung round by the tits !
    I wonder (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.02.2002 3:05:46 AM EST)
    if PK uses that excuse when she's trolling.


    Just protecting my sheep

    The officer responds: (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (03.02.2002 0:23:17 AM EST)
    Thank God Almighty 'cause I need some milk to wash down these doughnuts!

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