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Cooking For Blondes... I Mean Dummies

By: anotherPublished: 11/03/2002
 
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MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Ken. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY: Ken wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Ken brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Ken asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Ken asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY: Ken did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Ken keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY: Ken's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Ken. If I can talk Ken into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

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    LMAO@Malcom (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.05.2002 9:50:51 PM EST)

    Good joke too.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    oh well (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.05.2002 4:13:40 PM EST)

    he must have known how stupid she was in the first place...she must just be great in bed. heh


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    started by tjshere
    (11.03.2002 11:11:43 AM EST)

    If Ken is the kind of guy who will request fruit salad for dinner he got what he deserves.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
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    I think ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.03.2002 10:01:13 AM EST)

    he married my sister-in-law/

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    started by malcom
    (11.03.2002 6:40:37 AM EST)

    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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