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 Blonde License | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 08/17/2003 | | |  |
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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and the officer walked up to the car. The female police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde police- woman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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I gotta try that
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started by
roger
(08.18.2003 1:33:36 AM EST)
but then, I've never been stopped by a blonde.. usually they go on by me.
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