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The blonde and the potato
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.19.2000 8:30:37 PM EST)
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head running from the police when they come across some farm land, they run into the farm and come across a barn. They run into the barn and must hide quickly. The brunette hides behind a cow, the red head hides behind an over-sized pig, and the blonde hides behind a big pile of potatos.
The police run into the barn and are looking for them, when one of the police officers say,"I think I heard something from behind that cow." The brunette must think fast and says,"Moo, moo." The police officer says,"I guess it was nothing."
Just then, another police officer says,"I think I heard something from behind that pig." The red head must think quickly and says,"Oink, oink, oink." The police officer then says,"I guess not"
Then, another police officer says,"I think I heard something from behind those potatos. The blond must think quickly and says,"POTATO."
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