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Crossing The River

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 02/16/1999
 
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So there's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river, then shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!

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started by bigjohn2
(04.23.2003 9:37:38 PM EST)

too fucking funny...

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started by suneel
(09.05.2000 1:10:41 AM EST)

Fuck you all. Give rabbits head and burn in hell you guys who are too busy jacking off to post a message! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Sucks a big fattie. XXX

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