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What Kind Of Tracks Are These?

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 01/05/1999
 
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Two blondes were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks. One blonde said that they were deer tracks. The other blonde said that they were moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit 'em.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.23.2003 9:35:51 PM EST)

    hell yeah train tracks

    Cute... (0 replies)  
    started by acornett1
    (01.14.2001 11:02:39 AM EST)

    ...but very old.

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