A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a
typical day when the door bursts open and in
come four exuberant blondes. They come up to
the bar, order five bottles of champagne
and
ten glasses, take their order over and sit down
at a large table. The corks are popped, the
glasses are filled and they begin toasting and
chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their
drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51
days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up
and soon their voices are joined in
raising the
roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture
under her arm. She walks over to the table.
sets the picture in the middle and the table
erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing
around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the
while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't contain his
curiosity any
longer, so he walks over to the table. There in
the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle
of the Cookie Monster.
When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the
bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all
the chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes
up, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb
and they make fun of us, So, we decided to set
the record straight. Ten of us got together,
bought that puzzle and put it together. The side
of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together
in 51 days!"
