The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went
in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled,
"what
is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but
she's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct
answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought
really hard for a
minute and finally admitted, "I don't
know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a
while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her
pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The
blonde was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working
on a murder case!"
