A man went into a bar and
sat down to order a beer. A few
minutes later another man walked in and sat down next to him.
They began talking, and the conversation drifted from sports to
business and then to the government when the first man
remembered a really good joke he had heard.
"Hey, this doesn't have anything thing to with with the
government, but I heard a great joke they other day," he said to
the second man.
"Oh, I just love jokes, you must tell me it!" exclaimed the
second man.
"Okay," said the first man. "Well, there were two blondes
walking down the street..."
"Hey! Wait a minute" screamed the second man, interrupting
the first. "I'm blonde, and I have a few friends here who are
also blond. In fact, I'd like you to meet them" he said. "John,
come here a minute!" he yelled across the bar.
A huge man comes over and sits down next to the second
man.
"This is John, he's wrestles over at the college," says the
second man, then he turns to
John and says, "Hey why don't you
bring your older twin brothers over here."
So John calls over his brothers and two men, even bigger than
John come over and sit down. The second man introduces them as
Lex and Rex, and said they tied for first in a national
weight-lifting championship.
He than tells them to tell their father to come over. So Lex
and Rex get their father, who's bigger than all of of them
combined comes over.
"So," says the second man, "do you still
feel like telling
that joke?"
"No," is his only reply.
"And why not, are you scared?" asks the second man.
"No", he says, "I just don't feel like having to explain it
five times."
