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You've Got Mail

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/19/1999
 
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A blonde went to her mailbox several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.

A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.

Her reply:
"My computer keeps telling me I have mail".

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