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The Puzzle Dilemna

By: GingerSnapsPublished: 06/26/1999
 
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John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look." So he goes over to Buffy's house and Buffy greets him saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table.

John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - just put the cornflakes back in the Box."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 0:09:49 AM EST)

    put'em back jesus .....lmfao

    ahHa! (0 replies)  
    started by ManiiC
    (08.30.2000 11:34:07 PM EST)

    man, this sounds jus like a girl I know that's blonde. Not that dim though

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