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 An accident waiting to happen | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 09/07/1999 | | |  |
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A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the
road"?
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here. I
almost had an accident ! I looked up and there was a tree right
in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree
in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another
tree in front of me !"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the
officer replied . "Ma'am ...that's your air freshener.
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StreetImperial
(02.18.2001 10:22:18 PM EST)
And these are my nutz in ya moufIt's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!
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