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"King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a series of places - Qatar, Oman - I mean, places that are developing - Bahrain - they're all developing the habits of free societies." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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"There's just no such thing as truth when it comes to him. He just says whatever sounds good and worries about it after the election."
— Presidential candidate Bill Clinton describing his opponent, George Bush (Quoted in the American Spectator, 10/28/92)
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#33 Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to rock music!.
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... is so fat, She plays pool with the planets!
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Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
A. He walks around saying "Yo."
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Blind In A Ladies Bar | | By: michaelcarl | Published: 07/14/2003 | | |  |
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A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things ...
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"
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Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as any other.
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