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Blonde Moviegoer

By: tjsherePublished: 04/13/2006
 
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Charlie went to a movie the other evening and sat in an aisle seat as he usually does because it feels roomier to him. He's sitting there with his big tub of popcorn and 32oz Coke and the feature is about to start. Just then, a big heavy-set blond seated in the very center of the row gets up and starts working her way out. "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, oops, excuse me".... etc.

She gets to Charlie, who's more than a bit annoyed at having to shift all his stuff out of the way and with the show about to start. So, he speaks up, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier!?"

"No" Blondie whispered loudly. "That TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE message just flashed on the screen..."

"And, mine's out in the car."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.18.2006 9:55:29 PM EST)

    good one

    I was certain (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.13.2006 11:31:42 AM EST)


    That there were no new blonde jokes under the sun, so I was quite jazzed when I saw this one.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Waaa Hahahahaha (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.13.2006 7:15:50 AM EST)


    My 3rd day back and already a new "funny" joke.
    LOL

    Damn! (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (04.13.2006 5:15:27 AM EST)

    I left mine at home. I'll be right back!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.13.2006 1:39:05 AM EST)


    hadn't heard that one before.

    ^5

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