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"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." —Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003
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"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
— Dick Cavett (mocking the TV-violence debate)
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#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.
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hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
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Q. Have you heard the latest Rush Limbaugh jokes?
A. Neither has he.
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 Bubba, Junior And The Blonde | | By: ajk454 | Published: 09/19/2007 | | |  |
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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."
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Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
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