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Caught Cheating

By: acidintervalPublished: 01/16/2003
 
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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.16.2003 8:39:28 PM EST)

    yeah typical blonde...lmfao

    Shoot him first! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (01.16.2003 2:38:45 PM EST)

    After all, he was caught red-head handed!

    lol nice (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (01.16.2003 1:43:01 AM EST)

    I wish it was that simple ;)


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