I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" Then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & Made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the
office and asked, "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home & recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down & walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde)followed me,
The Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?!" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!
